slacker 101

so i'm trying to see how long i can go without doing any work in my english class. i'm doing so primarily because i plain don't want to do work, but also because i've simply come to realize how easy it is to do nothing. a month ago the class started to read oedipus the king, but i was one of three students who was given a different play to read (medea) since we had read oedipus last year. since the whole class was reading a different play, what motivation did i have to read medea? last monday (3 days ago), an essay was due for both the oedipus and medea groups, but as of now i still haven't even read the play. i started to write a crappy essay tonight, but i decided i didn't want to. i'll just make up some excuse if he asks me, but he probably won't. he has this idea that i'm an excellent student, so he never talks to me about my work. also, yesterday we spent the entire block period in the library in order to write a personal statement for college applications. oh yeah, that's right... i haven't done it... go rebel justin, go... if only all my classes were this easy. now if you'll excuse me, i still have one more calculus problem to do. (or maybe i won't! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!)