bored out of my mind

My parents are out of town and Whitney's hanging out with her friend. I am home alone and completely bored. I am so very hungry but also too lazy to find something to eat. I think Whitney tried to call me a few minutes ago but she had crappy service so I couldn't hear her. Maybe she was gonna invite me to dinner. I may never know. I am completely alone and I have absolutely no desire to do anything with what I have in the house. I'm hungry. *sigh*... somebody come over! please! anybody! i'm dyin' here! see ya.